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” To which the response was, “pressure point massage.” The inquisitive chap on the other side of the curtain pressed on. ” the voice of the staff member was now getting louder, “we do normal massage.” The English voice pressed on and finally got to the point, “what about a happy ending?” At which point the response was “you dirty man, you get out now!
The Shallow Man, is, as always, sensitive to the needs of his expat flock.When out with a Dutch man on a first date, you could be having a lovely evening.He may even have made an attempt at flirting, romance is in the air, everything is looking promising until……….., the bill arrives.Your date will immediately assess you as being high maintenance, while he drinks his glass of tap water. The Dutch male is used to the fashion sense of the “doe maar gewoon” Dutch female.In other words, denim, shapeless boots, a top that clashes so badly with the rest of the outfit that you’d think Stevie Wonder was their personal stylist, and hair that would make a perfect nest for any passing bird.She was behind a curtain, having a good massage when she heard a voice in English asking one of the staff, “what kind of massages do you provide here?
” The staff member responded “pressure point massage.” The English voice asked, “what other kinds of massage?
If you, as an expat woman, turn up for your date, as is normal in most countries, in a nice outfit, stylishly cut shoes, makeup and styled hair, your Dutch date will have a minor heart attack.
He is likely to ask you what that stuff is on your face, and if you are planning to attend a wedding after the date.
” Which brings me to the subject of today’s post, seven deadly mistakes made when dating a Dutch man.
The Shallow Man has met many an expat lady that has been on dates with Dutch men that have not led to happy endings.
Because of this, expat women, often end up making the following deadly mistakes when dating a Dutch man. In many countries, it’s quite normal during the course of a date to flirt with each other.